The Scoundrel

Piffen thought his family was the world’s finest. After all, their clothes were full of stains. Their hair stuck out all over the place. They’d converted the vacuum into a bread bin, the shower into an herb garden. That’s only right and natural when you’re a real scoundrel. And Piffen comes from a long line of scoundrels. But then one day an invitation comes down from the king himself: The most beautiful person in all the realm will be chosen! And the winner gets money. Lots of it. Just think if Piffen had a chance...